crumbs and frosting

Heavy-Duty Computing

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:33:21 -0800

There is an IT problem at the DMV of such severity that the support guy has put on work gloves.

So I just quit my job…because I got a better one! Excuse me, I need to go out and buy myself...

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 13:17:01 -0800

So I just quit my job…because I got a better one!

Excuse me, I need to go out and buy myself flowers and a really extravagantly fancy cup of coffee.

All right Internet, what is the proper collective noun for a group of lesbians? I am rejecting...

Mon, 23 Jan 2012 03:04:37 -0800

All right Internet, what is the proper collective noun for a group of lesbians? I am rejecting “gaggle” preemptively.

I’m going to be in Phoenix forever. I’m about two more hours of delay from popping open...

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 18:56:13 -0800

I’m going to be in Phoenix forever. I’m about two more hours of delay from popping open PadMapper and moving here.

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Sun, 22 Jan 2012 18:15:35 -0800

US Airways Loves Me A Lot

Sun, 22 Jan 2012 17:31:20 -0800

Scheduled Departure Time - 5:50 pm

Actual Projected Departure Time - 9:19

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Sat, 21 Jan 2012 22:52:10 -0800

Just spotted a person I only recognize from guilty pleasure blog reading at Safeway. He’s a...

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:30:38 -0800

Just spotted a person I only recognize from guilty pleasure blog reading at Safeway. He’s a real thing in the world!

Cheese, I really want us to be friends, but it would help me a whooooole lot if you’d stop...

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 00:40:42 -0800

Cheese, I really want us to be friends, but it would help me a whooooole lot if you’d stop punching me in the stomach from the inside all the time.

whaBAM

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 16:21:46 -0800

Sent application in this morning, got request for a phone interview this afternoon. How come this never happened when I was really totally unemployed?

oh my, work website,

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 12:29:42 -0800

I do not think you meant to give me this complete a picture of the client’s financial life. I really do not think you did.

I have discovered amazing fresh-squeezed orange juice within three blocks. Life may never be the...

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 16:10:49 -0800

I have discovered amazing fresh-squeezed orange juice within three blocks. Life may never be the same.

If the number of times I’ve dramatically injured myself in the last half hour is any...

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 17:07:44 -0800

If the number of times I’ve dramatically injured myself in the last half hour is any indication, you should all probably maintain your distance.

Dealing with Bureaucrats

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 13:15:00 -0800

ARWB: left another message
of course he didn't answer
OF COURSE
Me: naturally
answering is not reginald's THING
you all just don't understand his STYLE
ARWB: yeah
and clearly responding to emails is beneath a man of Reginald's stature
Me: Reginald is very, very important and busy
and if you CARED enough, you would see that
ARWB: clearly
MAYBE he'll deign to answer in 2012, but really, who knows
Me: I mean, the apocalypse is coming
so probably he should just work on improving Reginald
rather than helping other people
ARWB: Reginald is too good for fingerprints, he really has no time for lowly creatures who still do
Me: Reginald was made in the Lord's image, so Reginald doesn't HAVE fingerprints
ARWB: instead he has tiny images of Jesus embossed on his fingertips
Me: in gold
ARWB: platinum, gold is for peasants

Apparently I was very serious about trees.

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 23:22:15 -0800

Apparently I was very serious about trees.

Who has four paws and just stole a cookie off the counter?

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 15:26:30 -0800

Who has four paws and just stole a cookie off the counter?

WALT WALT WALT WALT WALT WALT WALT WALT WALT . (via me against...

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 11:11:18 -0800

WALT WALT WALT WALT WALT WALT WALT WALT WALT .

(via me against them)

just bought:

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 12:27:19 -0800

2 pounds butter
large bag sugar
probiotics

loneeel: aeromachia: sergeantprnz: WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER IT...

Mon, 12 Dec 2011 13:54:15 -0800

loneeel:

aeromachia:

sergeantprnz:

WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER

IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS

IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE

IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON

IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS

Aggressively Forward Bearded Iris, who did name you? How does an Aggressively Forward Bearded Iris make a life?

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Mon, 12 Dec 2011 11:33:38 -0800