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and what’s that saying again they’re only words and...

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:35:17 -0800

and what’s that saying again
they’re only words
and words can’t kill me
well i can’t even spell them
and the cadence
of what she says is swell

let’s talk about spaceships
or anything except you and me, okay?

“Let’s Talk About Spaceships” - Say Hi To Your Mom

theduty: seems fair enough.

Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:31:34 -0800

theduty:

seems fair enough.

hobbescomics: astronomie: erichalvorsen: Mumford & Sons -...

Thu, 11 Mar 2010 00:41:50 -0800

hobbescomics:

astronomie:

erichalvorsen:

Mumford & Sons - Little Lion Man

I am chipping away at the songs I want everyone to have the pleasure of hearing. I can’t stop listening to this record, check it out if you haven’t yet.

I love this album

but it was not your fault but mine
and it was your heart on the line
i really fucked it up this time
didn’t I, my dear?

The Boyfriend List

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:16:00 -0800

So, I’m working on a new edition of The Boyfriend List. You know the one—the list of qualifications that any person applying for the position must fulfill, but which never actually enters into the equation, because of course as soon as I’ve decided that someone is *oohgigglegasp* cute, the list goes RIGHT out the window, no matter how many times I’ve told myself that I am absolutely definitely never ever again dating another manchild threatening immediate crisis/stoner with no definite life goal/person whose mother cries when she hears that we’re dating and oh god I have just realized how iron-clad my type is. They may all look different, but inside, I have basically been dating and breaking up with the same guy over and over for like three years now.

My question for you guys is this: what goes on your list? Does your ideal self only date lovers of fine literature? Democrats? Brunettes over 5’10”? Vegetarians? (I myself pick herbivores almost infallibly. For the daughter of a cattle rancher, this little quirk can be kind of awkward. I swear I do not do this on purpose.) Anyhow, I wanna hear your lists. What’s your next boy/girlfriend absolutely gotta have/do/be?

Best generic movie ever. Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 18:09:29 -0800

Best generic movie ever.

Academy Award Winning Movie Trailer (via BriTANicKdotcom)

hobbescomics: marauder-: macaroononastick:winthrope You know...

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:29:10 -0800

hobbescomics:

marauder-:

macaroononastick:winthrope

You know you want to.

Yes, I DO know that I want to. Take all you can, give nothing back.

hobbescomics: theindiehippie: wekissedthestars:(via...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:52:24 -0800

hobbescomics:

theindiehippie:

wekissedthestars:(via blua)

Future Pie’s [unofficial] future slogan.

YES.

hobbescomics: juliasegal: (via flesheatingvirus) Classic

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:59:22 -0800

hobbescomics:

juliasegal:

(via flesheatingvirus)

Classic

all of this shit is just so fucking full of shit.

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:35:32 -0800

“So much I loved you…so much I wish you would die...

Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:33:10 -0800

“So much I loved you…so much I wish you would die now.”

“No Children” never disappoints.

The Mountain Goats - No Children (via mycarrion)

via theduty

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 23:14:56 -0800

via theduty

hobbescomics: synecdoche: your love, your love, your love is...

Sat, 06 Mar 2010 21:37:31 -0800

hobbescomics:

synecdoche:

your love, your love, your love is my drug. i like your beard.

Manny: He had a little man in his hair!

Bernard: Well, the little man in my hair is getting very angry.

Why am I not asleep? Why, brain, why?

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:35:35 -0800

What I need to do is turn off the light and my laptop and go to sleep, but what I am doing instead is watching a British teen soap and stalking tumblr. Bad nanny, BAD.

via www.qwantz.com T-REX, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF HOMOGRAPHIC...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:26:08 -0800

via www.qwantz.com

T-REX, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF HOMOGRAPHIC HOMOPHONIC AUTANTONYMS?

novazembla: misskatie: novazembla: Bunny says, “Gurl,...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:08:49 -0800

novazembla:

misskatie:

novazembla:

Bunny says, “Gurl, bye.”

dis kitty kitty.

i miss my kitty kitty.

Lady, you can come visit. We have kitties galore. The outdoor ones (including Bunny) are even adoptable! But if living situations do not allow, just come on over and get your kitty on. Also I can make quesadillas.

I wish I could snuggle kitties and still breathe. They are so fuzzy, and so much more compatible with my current stage of life than dogs are. But alas, allergies win over fuzziness.

fragilemacabre: aplacetolovedogs: readyphotosite smoooooosh.

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:06:43 -0800

fragilemacabre:

aplacetolovedogs:

readyphotosite

smoooooosh.

Real-Life X-Ray Vision: 3D Digital Scans of Secret Spaces |...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:27:33 -0800

Real-Life X-Ray Vision: 3D Digital Scans of Secret Spaces | Designs & Ideas on Dornob

SUPER COOL.

"I mean, I’m STILL moving stuff out of your place. Who the fuck are you engaged to? One of my..."

Wed, 03 Mar 2010 13:58:29 -0800

“I mean, I’m STILL moving stuff out of your place. Who the fuck are you engaged to? One of my movers??? OH sweet Jesus. I feel like I’ve been hit by the irony truck, backed over and flattened again. If you need me I’ll be spending half the time we were together trying to get over you. Enjoy getting married, and by that I mean, fuck everything.”

- DEALBREAKER.

Reblogging this to ask, is this whole “spending half the time we were together trying to get over you” concept a thing? By which I mean, is it kind of a big deal? Do people know it?

I’m generally interested in popularly shared guidelines like this (don’t call after nine pm! or seven?), and I don’t know where this came from but this isn’t the first time I’ve heard it.

(via novazembla)

This is a Sex and the City rule, or at least it makes a prominent appearance in the first season. I always thought it was bullshit, until I suddenly felt WAY BETTER about 7 months after the breakup of a 14 month relationship, and I was like, um, ok, maybe you people have a point.

gloriaswansonisalive: (via eatsleepdraw)

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:55:21 -0800

gloriaswansonisalive:

(via eatsleepdraw)

novazembla: I’m altering a dress. As a friend of mine would...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:36:48 -0800

novazembla:

I’m altering a dress. As a friend of mine would say (though probably not about tailoring), “Shit just got tangible.”

I ordered this dress two weeks ago, and since then I’ve looked at this picture probably every day out of gleeful anticipation. There may also have been dreamy sighing.

The only problem with this is that once it finally arrived and I put it on, the long, tiny-waisted mannequin’s figure had long since burned into my brain. Then I had that conversation with myself about how I’ve bought a dress, not another person’s body (a few clues being that a body would probably be more expensive, and would probably be shipped on ice, and would also be really gross), so yes, it will look slightly different based on torso length and what I affectionately refer to as THE SPHERE FACTOR. (It sounds like a Michael Crichton novel, right?) I will be aware of this psychological phenomenon in the future, and if I cannot avoid obsessing over pretty things coming to me in the mail, I’ll doctor the image to more closely approximate reality. DONE.

That said, tailoring an article of clothing while it’s on you is a challenge, especially when you have trouble reaching all the way around your Catwoman-boobs. Official birthday wish: dress form!

Is that site for real? Because if it is, I see a whole bouquet of dresses that fit my rack of doom coming soon to a closet near me.