Like, I have seriously given up on trying to get people to not hate the fat. If you’re going to hate the fat, at least be honest about it and say you are against the fat because it offends your precious little eyeballs.
I have a belly and sometimes I drum it it like a bongo.
I do too.
I also do this! When I was little, like three or four, I took a kids music class with a whole section where we sat in a circle and played the “tum drum” on our bellies, and I still find it kind of soothing.