Dealing with Bureaucrats
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ARWB:
left another message
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of course he didn't answer
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OF COURSE
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Me:
naturally
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answering is not reginald's THING
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you all just don't understand his STYLE
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ARWB:
yeah
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and clearly responding to emails is beneath a man of Reginald's stature
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Me:
Reginald is very, very important and busy
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and if you CARED enough, you would see that
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ARWB:
clearly
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MAYBE he'll deign to answer in 2012, but really, who knows
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Me:
I mean, the apocalypse is coming
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so probably he should just work on improving Reginald
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rather than helping other people
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ARWB:
Reginald is too good for fingerprints, he really has no time for lowly creatures who still do
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Me:
Reginald was made in the Lord's image, so Reginald doesn't HAVE fingerprints
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ARWB:
instead he has tiny images of Jesus embossed on his fingertips
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Me:
in gold
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ARWB:
platinum, gold is for peasants
