WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER
IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS
IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE
IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON
IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS
Aggressively Forward Bearded Iris, who did name you? How does an Aggressively Forward Bearded Iris make a life?
GUARANTEED TO GROW
STAY BOLD, MY FRIENDS
WHO NAMED THIS FLOWER