“I told him that he could move Beyoncé if he wanted to, but he totally hasn’t. Probably because of all of the giant rocks I piled on Beyonce’s feet to dissuade burglars. Or possibly because Beyoncé is growing on him. Still, I can’t help but think that we wouldn’t even be having this argument if Beyoncé was towels.”
And that’s why you should learn to pick your battles. — TheBloggess.com
SPOILERS: Beyonce is a giant metal chicken.
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