All of a sudden today I am having hella respiratory allergies. I guess I can blame prolonged cat exposure over the last couple of days?

Today I had CPR training, and the instructor was really really weird. He told us this story about a girl he went home with one time (he’s like 65, for context), and also made racecar noises. And then he kind of made me feel up my heimlich maneuver partner, who was very sweet about it, but, um, awkward. Sorry dude! I guess it was less awkward body contact with strangers than going to your average frat party? Still, you don’t go to job training expecting some random chick to get all up in your biznass.

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