“And I just need to thank the big muchacho upstairs for believing in me. You are the best, Second Security Guard From The Left In My Wardrobe Wing! You are the only person in my house who looked at this dress and said, “Dude, I would go to the zoo TWICE to see that bird,” and that is when I gave you a raise and made you Third Security Guard From The Left In My Entourage. Gracias, big man. Now, where is my very large check, made out to Lady Fabuloso? Where is the award? Is it a statue? Does it look like me? Is it my face?”
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