I saw this over the weekend, and I can confirm that it is fantastic.

I saw this over the weekend, and I can confirm that it is fantastic.

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Chobani Greek yogurt can definitely, DEFINITELY go bad.

Dudes, if you ever make and distribute your resume in the form of an Excel spreadsheet, you should know that we can no longer be friends.

Oh, you are KIDDING me. This client’s resume is an Excel document. Gag me with a spoon.

I Am a Rock (by 2dannyc89)

Also: I made this chocolate bourbon pecan pie and it is…incredible.

Also: I made this chocolate bourbon pecan pie and it is…incredible.

My dad (center of the dog universe) went outside WITHOUT them. Everything was the worst till he came back in.

My dad (center of the dog universe) went outside WITHOUT them. Everything was the worst till he came back in.

victoriasrustyknickers:

The archetypal Gentleman - posing with fez, guitar, potted plant and the indispensably manly spittoon - plus, his read glows in the dark…
Photo by Pratt of Aurora, Illinois - late 1800s

“Welcome to my jaunty salon, can I fetch you a bonbon?”

victoriasrustyknickers:

The archetypal Gentleman - posing with fez, guitar, potted plant and the indispensably manly spittoon - plus, his read glows in the dark…

Photo by Pratt of Aurora, Illinois - late 1800s

“Welcome to my jaunty salon, can I fetch you a bonbon?”

Excuse me, but this is a Very Important Nap.

Excuse me, but this is a Very Important Nap.

Home, sweet home.

Home, sweet home.