novazembla:
cijimcb:
takes care of herself = you are not fat
active = you are not fat, and won’t ever get gat
hwp = not fat
eats right = not fat
fun = not fat
In which Ciji is a genius.
One of my general ok cupid rules is that if a guy mentions his thoughts and/or requirements about my body anywhere in his profile, he’s automatically disqualified, no matter what those thoughts are. If you care enough about my body that you’re willing to put requirements right up front, then I am not the girl for you.
Same goes for messaging me with anything even vaguely relating to my boobs. I know what they look like, I do not need you to tell me about them before I’ve even met you.
I support the correctly used apostrophe with that kind of fierce emotional investment in an irrelevance that most people reserve for football.
David Mitchell (via knowledgehoover) (via fuckyeahdavidmitchell) (via thedaysarenotfullenough) (via novazembla)
My biggest pet peeve, bigger even than my hatred for Comic Sans and Papyrus, is “it’s” in place of “its.”
(via hobbescomics)
I feel passionately about apostrophes.
No pressure…as long as you’re trying as hard as you can to shrink to an ACCEPTABLE size.
Huge, which I’m kind of surprised to find that I like?
missshirley replied to your post: On my way home, I picked up another two reminders of why I literally do not leave my block, and usually not even my apartment, alone after dark.
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GAH. My mother is pretty young, and young-looking. She’s 46 now. She and I have been hit on TOGETHER….
I tend to get catcalled while I am on first dates. Last first date I went on, a random guy followed us three blocks yelling that my date “wants to fuck that girl! Tell her you want to fuck her!” It was looooovely.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, “Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?” …Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, “We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.
novazembla:
tlmonahan:
pigtailsandcombatboots:
Well, not me, cuz I’m working, and that wouldn’t go over too well.
Let’s Get Naked - appliqued pillow / cushion
Do you think people would judge me if I had these on my couch? I mean, I would HIDE them if my mother and father were visiting. But otherwise, cool, right?
Ooh, see, this is brilliant. You could have them out when you invite someone you like in after a date or whatnot, and when they jump out at you both (as pillows that say “LET’S GET NAKED” in bold, capitalized, and sometimes red lettering are wont to do), you can say “WHOOPS, that’s embarrassing!”
And then you’ll both have a laugh about your rogueish decorating style, but it will be all that either of you can think about. And then you bone.
~*FIN*~
Oh man, this needs to be on my couch.
novazembla:
mar-see-ah:
notthatkindagay:
halfpastkevin:
Fox News Poll
Tumblr, you know what to do (click the image)
edit: also “I don’t care what a judge thinks about the constitution”? fucking hypocrites. the constitution is the word of god…unless some fags use it to defend themselves
BOMBS AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
We’re up to 26% - click the picture to vote.
Ohoho. Let’s do this.
Currently 52% say prop 8 is unconstitutional. Tumblr fixed it!
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
here is a heart. here is a heart
i made it for you, so take it
battered and braised
grilled and sautéed
just how you like it, like it
you know i live to fill you up
“Here Is A Heart” - Jenny Owen Youngs
I do things like get in a taxi and say, ‘The library, and step on it.’
David Foster Wallace (via
novazembla,
beelockwood)
novazembla:
love-and-radiation:
hotblondecocktail:
Like, I have seriously given up on trying to get people to not hate the fat. If you’re going to hate the fat, at least be honest about it and say you are against the fat because it offends your precious little eyeballs.
I have a belly and sometimes I drum it it like a bongo.
I do too.
I also do this! When I was little, like three or four, I took a kids music class with a whole section where we sat in a circle and played the “tum drum” on our bellies, and I still find it kind of soothing.
