There is an IT problem at the DMV of such severity that the support guy has put on work gloves.
So I just quit my job…because I got a better one!
Excuse me, I need to go out and buy myself flowers and a really extravagantly fancy cup of coffee.
All right Internet, what is the proper collective noun for a group of lesbians? I am rejecting “gaggle” preemptively.
I’m going to be in Phoenix forever. I’m about two more hours of delay from popping open PadMapper and moving here.
Scheduled Departure Time - 5:50 pm
Actual Projected Departure Time - 9:19
Just spotted a person I only recognize from guilty pleasure blog reading at Safeway. He’s a real thing in the world!
Cheese, I really want us to be friends, but it would help me a whooooole lot if you’d stop punching me in the stomach from the inside all the time.
Sent application in this morning, got request for a phone interview this afternoon. How come this never happened when I was really totally unemployed?