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Dealing with Bureaucrats

ARWB: left another message
 of course he didn't answer
 OF COURSE
Me: naturally
 answering is not reginald's THING
 you all just don't understand his STYLE
ARWB: yeah
 and clearly responding to emails is beneath a man of Reginald's stature
Me: Reginald is very, very important and busy
 and if you CARED enough, you would see that
ARWB: clearly
 MAYBE he'll deign to answer in 2012, but really, who knows
Me: I mean, the apocalypse is coming
 so probably he should just work on improving Reginald
 rather than helping other people
ARWB: Reginald is too good for fingerprints, he really has no time for lowly creatures who still do
Me: Reginald was made in the Lord's image, so Reginald doesn't HAVE fingerprints
ARWB: instead he has tiny images of Jesus embossed on his fingertips
Me: in gold
ARWB: platinum, gold is for peasants