April 2010
26 posts
novaya zemlya: Roll-outs →
“Gosh Christina, you sure sound like a fussy asshole.” Yes! I really am! And in my many, many years of experience being such, I have learned what to do in order to be happy and refrain from ritualistically killing and eating people. And none of it involves purposely waking up entire halls full of people, before even god is awake, by screaming and rhythmically pounding on doors! Fancy...
March 2010
51 posts
“‘I s’pose I’ll be on my way.’ And you lie through your...”
– John Darnielle, about the Alpha Couple in “Alpha Sun Hat”
priorities.
M: new rule
M: no talking about pancakes if you can't back it up with pancakes
“Yes, it is I, Señor Chang!”
– Community, “Comparative Religion”
and I… I am a monster I can’t believe...
also, i am totally gonna start calling the kids my...
“Hellooooooo, my precious blueberries!”
– Community, “Beginner Pottery” (via cupcakenation)
Yay! You’re watching it!
(via hobbescomics)
Suddenly, everyone I know started telling me I ought to, so I did. :-)
“Hellooooooo, my precious blueberries!”
– Community, “Beginner Pottery”
“Says one shrink, a boy’s nanny or au pair creates ‘at the back of...”
– Latest Excuse For Infidelity: Nannies - nannies - Jezebel
“…but the thing that really relaxes a child is to have their big toenails...”
– Dylan Moran
“Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams....”
– Lady Gaga (via novazembla)
The Mountain Goats' 'Life of the World' DVD to... →
hobbescomics:
fuckyeahthemountaingoats:
“The Life of the World to Come: A film by Rian Johnson is a very special filmed live performance of The Mountain Goats’ recent album of the same name. Shot with minimal cameras and with no allowance for retakes, John Darnielle plays through the whole album, switching between piano and guitar, resequencing the album’s running order in the process while...
X: how is the hanging out going?
Y: silently. I both hate him and want to have sex with him.
X: haha... that just described all break ups ever
and what’s that saying again they’re...
The Boyfriend List
So, I’m working on a new edition of The Boyfriend List. You know the one—the list of qualifications that any person applying for the position must fulfill, but which never actually enters into the equation, because of course as soon as I’ve decided that someone is *oohgigglegasp* cute, the list goes RIGHT out the window, no matter how many times I’ve told myself that I am absolutely definitely...
all of this shit is just so fucking full of shit.
Why am I not asleep? Why, brain, why?
What I need to do is turn off the light and my laptop and go to sleep, but what I am doing instead is watching a British teen soap and stalking tumblr. Bad nanny, BAD.
“I mean, I’m STILL moving stuff out of your place. Who the fuck are you engaged...”
– DEALBREAKER.
Reblogging this to ask, is this whole “spending half the time we were together trying to get over you” concept a thing? By which I mean, is it kind of a big deal? Do people know it?
I’m generally interested in popularly shared guidelines like this (don’t call after nine pm! or...
