crumbs and frosting: Archive

Oct 1st

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Oct 1st

“I could hear my heart beating. I could hear everyone’s heart. I could hear the...”

– Raymond Carver, What We Talk About When We Talk About Love (via beautifulordinaire) This is more than perfect. (via supernice)

Oct 1st

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Oct 1st

Today, I saw a man carrying a burlap sack over his...

novazembla: thecurvature: lennonlove: achieving: this has to be the strangest thing i’ve read. and it’s awesome. Instant reblog. Yes, sweetie. Yes you are. Awww. 4 and I spent much of today playing broccoli-loving kitten and the girl who keeps losing her broccoli-loving kitten.

Oct 1st

Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

I’ve been waiting I’ve been waiting...

Sep 30th

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Sep 30th

safe(r) reading

Walt: i hope if i ever try to read this a hand will pop out of the book and stab out my eyes: [links to Sarah Palin's new memoir:  http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090929/ap_en_ot/us_books_palin;_ylt=Av2cZ12HrXwlyjLfl5eh3Ai2GL8C;_ylu=X3oDMTE1Mmx2NW9zBHBvcwM1BHNlYwN5bi1jaGFubmVsBHNsawNwYWxpbmZpbmlzaGU-]
Mary: oh jesus, yes
Mary: I will come there, and cut a hole in the book, and stick my hand through to stab out your eyes
Walt: thank you
Walt: i would appreciate that
Walt: if i ever tell you that i'm so happy to be looking at the words at the page, such as reading, that i'm really learning some points and facts of illumination that are making things clear with mavericks and rogues and other people, you'll know it's time to get on a plane
Mary: yeah
Mary: I'll be like, HOLD ON.
Mary: IN APPROXIMATELY....8-12 HOURS I WILL BE THERE TO STAB OUT YOUR EYES.

Sep 29th

listen you can tell your lawyer that he can go to...

Sep 28th

We Virtually Crack Me Up

Mary: you know what would be a funny parody?
Mary: yourube
Walt: like a youtube but for scamming?
Mary: haha
Mary: or like youtube, but for country bumpkins
Walt: hahaha
Walt: "this here is my vee-log. i--MARTHA, MARTHA COME IN HERE--i'm gunna introduce you to my kin. this here's billy, he's my son, and this here's martha, she's my wife, and this here is leeroy. we don't question him. he just stays behind the couch all day. he's touched in the head."
Mary: hahhahahhhahahaha

Sep 28th

Mary: I am having a typetastrophe!
Walt: zomgbbqoy!
Walt: i'm going to go retire my acronym hat now
Mary: haha, wow, yeah. you've hit the pinnacle.
Walt: really? i was thinking Rock Bottom, but if you want to go with pinnacle, i won't dissuade you
Mary: haha, deal
Walt: awesome, thanks
Mary: I will make you a trophy and send it to you
Mary: with a card
Mary: marked "congratulations on your retirement from acronyms."
Mary: "here's to 22 years of excellence."

Sep 28th

HOUSEKEEPING

I just deleted an old blog, not my main one (never fear, THAT permanent record is staying pretty permanent), but an old side project. It was completely abandoned already, but the actual deletion was really really satisfying. There’s a lot to be said for that really complete psychic clean.

Sep 28th

upon finding an old blog, lamenting its...

Mary: I mean, it's well written
Mary: I used to be so much funnier and more eloquent
Mary: my old emails were more entertaining than my new ones
Mary: my old blog entries are better than the new ones
Mary: just one more piece of evidence in the puzzle of how I am less interesting than I used to be
Walt: i think you're just as interesting and funny as you ever were!
Mary: aww, true friendship
Mary: in which we lie for the sake of each other's feelings

Sep 28th