August 2009
45 posts
I’m having…feelings. And they suck. Whoever came up with this particular emotion needs to seriously rethink the whole thing.
Today…is a day.
That is what it is.
July 2009
45 posts
fragilemacabre:
starsandgarters:
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Boop.
yowhatsthehaps:
That’s the sound I would make if I poked the tip of your nose right now.
I am too good at internet stalking for my own mental health.
OK, now close your eyes real tight, and click your...
theduty:
(via texburgher)
…perfectly put.
You know you’re serious about your internet resolutions when you download plugins to force yourself to follow them. It’s the dawn of a new age.
August comes barrelling up at me, baring its teeth in a menacing fashion.
In a Dark Time - Theodore Roethke
In a dark time, the eye begins to see, I meet my shadow in the deepening shade; I hear my echo in the echoing wood— A lord of nature weeping to a tree, I live between the heron and the wren, Beasts of the hill and serpents of the den. What’s madness but nobility of soul At odds with circumstance? The day’s on fire! I know the purity of pure despair, My shadow pinned against a...
You know that you move too often when every time you see a photograph of a room, you start trying to figure out how many boxes you’d need to pack it up properly.
Baby Pandas Grow Up, But They Never Get Old -... →
OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE CUTENESS!
Will Arnett's Dramatic Reading Of Are You There... →
Some things aren’t creepy until Will Arnett reads them in the Serious Voice.
Seriously considering retiring from the Internet. Maybe.
Do you guys name your ipods? If so, what are they...
azaztheunabridged:
theroyaledward:
n-n-nicky:
middlekid:
busyliving:
thesoccergk:
elliep:
almost-there:
iamsammy:
mines iSammy.
Sisky
Jack.
Macarena
Mystic Owl
Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. Jr. haha :)
Iggy Pod. :]
mr. shufflelufagus
John Uskglass. black ipod + black case + jonathan strange & mr. norrell is awesome = MY MP3 PLAYER IS THE RAVEN KING.
Calliope. Muses FTW.
azaztheunabridged:
cupcakenation:
What is it about the fishy face that boys find so completely repellant?
It’s a perversion of your function as a woman. You can’t possibly perform fellatio with that expression!
But I love the fishy face. I love it so much. It is my most advanced, perfected silly face. I refuse to abandon it, even if doing so makes me an uppity lady.
“DAD: I will demonstrate a total lack of understanding of the proper grammatical...”
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Conversations My Parents Must Have Had While Planning to Raise a Child.
What is it about the fishy face that boys find so completely repellant?
Oh my god, you guys, I have TWO BEDS.
Hello, housing upgrade? Yeah, it’s me.
works every time
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It Is So Weird
Every time one of my kids asks me permission to go to the bathroom during class, it kind of cracks me up. I mean, yes, it’s cute that they’re too scared of me to go without permission, but also I’d forgotten how dehumanizing middle school and early high school are. It’s rough having to be totally accountable to other people for where you are at all times. If you tried to...
I’ve noticed that lately I’m writing a lot of sentences that use commas in ways that you’re not supposed to use commas. It’s not that I’ve forgotten how grammar works, it’s just that I’m obsessed with transcribing my thoughts the way I’d say them, and with using punctuation and language like notation for speech rather than its own strictly ruled...
somethingintellectual:
kari-shma:
Gnarls Barkley...
owlbiteyourleopard:
fyteganandsara:
I Know I...
owlbiteyourleopard:
oldfilmsflicker:
blind...
He used to be a singer in a rock and roll band. ...
“It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are.”
– e. e. cummings (via azaztheunabridged)
#1 Sign That You Are Unreasonably Happy:
Your tumblarity has fallen by more than 80% because you just can’t be bothered to open your laptop and post things when you could be out sitting around, being ridiculously content.
This summer is AWESOME.