July 2009
45 posts
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably...
– William Carlos Williams (poets.org)
June 2009
144 posts
And every single performance is so ridiculous that it looks down on ‘over...
– io9 - Michael Bay Finally Made An Art Movie - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
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LiveLeak.com - MacBook transforms and … well just watch it’s AWESOME!
Laptop = spaceship.
When you get 4.5 hours of sleep, you are very very sleepy the next night by nine.
Ohhhh this is not when I was planning to go to bed. Oh well. Life (and, uh, middle school boy-girl party games?) intervene(s).
never had I ever
For my summer job, I am living in the Phi Psi house on campus. There goes “never have I ever spent the night in a frat house….”
Yay for new people to follow! However, goodbye to being able to make it through everything on my dashboard. Sadface.
kissingstars:
sexismandthecity:
cupcakenation:
Dear People Who Say “Real Women Have _____”,
While I am all about accepting women who stray from the ideals of our culture by daring to say, wear a size larger than a zero or (heavens to Betsy) have body parts that jiggle, I have to let you know that ALL women are real women.
Yes, even models and otherwise skinny ladies. Yes, even Heidi Klum....
Dear Designers of FloMo,
Whoever thought that it would be a good idea to put a shower in the second stall of the women’s room on the second floor of Alondra was an idiot. Aditionally, whoever designed the drainage of that floor was severely incompetent.
Love, mary
Dear People Who Say “Real Women Have _____”,
While I am all about accepting women who stray from the ideals of our culture by daring to say, wear a size larger than a zero or (heavens to Betsy) have body parts that jiggle, I have to let you know that ALL women are real women.
Yes, even models and otherwise skinny ladies. Yes, even Heidi Klum. Even Kate Moss. Even Sarah Palin. Not all...
Attention World: The door to my room is open, as is the door to the bathroom across the hall, and I can hear people pee. It’s weird.
Pro-life, pro-life… these people aren’t pro-life. They’re killing doctors. What...
– George Carlin (via azaztheunabridged)
All of a sudden today I am having hella respiratory allergies. I guess I can blame prolonged cat exposure over the last couple of days?
Today I had CPR training, and the instructor was really really weird. He told us this story about a girl he went home with one time (he’s like 65, for context), and also made racecar noises. And then he kind of made me feel up my heimlich maneuver partner,...
Hanging out with some people, one dude keeps making eye contact, conversation. Was just considering his cuteness on a 1 - 10 scale when the phone rang, and BAM, out came the girlfriend voice. Apparently they’re getting married. FML.
I AM:
Remembering how much I LIKE breathing. Confirmation: still allergic to cats.
I. Hate. Moving.
Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you...
– Epicurus (via azaztheunabridged)
Particularly pertinent on today, the day of recognizing the honors and glories you didn’t know your peers had earned.
Regret nothing. Not the cruel novels you read
to the end just to find out who...
– Dorianne Laux, “Antilamentation” (via catprism) (via booksbooksbooks) (via booktumbling) (via azaztheunabridged)