May 2009
146 posts
The top ten weirdest names | Metro.co.uk →
More crazy name change jazz, and a few crazy parents.
Drunk guy changes name, quite pleased with results... →
Drunk 17 year old changes his name legally to “Big Crazy Lester.”
April 2009
67 posts
Still not sleeping on a regular basis. Ffffffail.
AGGGHHH, FIREFOX DIED MID-BLOG-POST.
“Fuck Was I” - Jenny Owen Youngs
My feet are incredibly cold right now. If there were anyone else in my bed, this would be a prime moment for a cold sneaky attack. Sadly, I can only cold foot myself, which is much less satisfying. It’s hard to sneak up on your own legs.
Punctured air jordans make a funny little whuffle sound when he walks.
I appear to be shockingly on top of all of my obligations. If only that guy would stop playing incredibly loud and annoying air hockey in old union.
cupcake tunes →
new playlist, you know you love it.
When I let my eyes unfocus, the people I see in pictures all have three eyes.
“If Love Is A Red Dress” - Maria McKee
“Poetry doesn’t have an obligation to stick to the truth, to be coherent,...”
– Nick Jenkins
Agh, hot allergic ouch hot allergic sleepy!
The guy next to me in this class has serious flip flop funk.
Watching Dirty Dancing as an adult has revealed to me that either Patrick Swayze is a really bad kisser, or he’s really not into Jennifer Grey. He like, flinches away from her while simultaneously kissing her. It’s very strange.
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If you get a minute, please head over here and vote for my charming friend Lauren O so that she can interview for this internship!
Jezebel - Hurley From Lost Makes His Own Halloween... →
ok, these costumes are completely amazing. I heart Jorge Garcia.
Wish tumblerette had spell check because “embarrassing” is my El Guapo.
Bury embarrassing admissions
Beneath piles of
Observation, babble.
Buying a fan would solve my life’s most pressing flaw.
Can’t sleep. Again. Blame the weather?Blame my brain? Blame my heart?
I’m going with weather, say what you will.
Can’t sleep. Eye twitchy.
I’ve just realized that I’ve drunk a LOT of water today. Like, a LOT. I can’t get over it, water is so DELICIOUS.
“This also is a love song. And, uh, if you...
I think I might have traumatized my tongue by eating too many tic tacs in a row. OW. Minty burn.
“Girls Just Want to Have Fun” (cover)...
“My name is Cristopher and I am a sophomore here at Stanford University. I’m an...”
– This kid posted this RIGHT after my entry about how I study, uh, poetry on the Admit blog. Oh, the twerp’s going DOWN.
Of course, in light of recent blog-related snafus among my friends, I should highlight here that I use “twerp” as an affectionate diminutive. Also, for future...
