January 2010
10 posts
“You live and learn. At any rate, you live.”
– Douglas Adams (via kari-shma) (via quote-book) (via fragilemacabre)
fuckyeahthemountaingoats:
three-songs-per-day:
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December 2009
42 posts
“Calm is for losers. I’ve spent my whole life compromising and being a good...”
– Gilmore Girls (Lane, episode 304)
(via littlemiss) (via kari-shma) (via sexismandthecity) (via tatals) (via sexismandthecity)
“Vikings still exist. And they’re in Ohio.”
Well, I’ve been afraid of changing...
“First rule of nutrition: eat or die.
Second rule of nutrition: there are no...”
– The rules of nutrition. | The Fat Nutritionist
Me: "I dont' mean this in a bad way, but genetically you are a culdusac."
Me: that is not how you spell culdesac
Me: but I can't do it
Walt: cul-de-sac
Me: seriously?
Walt: i believe so
Me: cul-de-sac
Me: weird
Walt: the plural is weirder
Walt: culs-de-sac
Me: good LORD
Walt: welcome to insanity street
Walt: thankfully it loops right back around back to sanity avenue.
fuckyeahthemountaingoats:
scotlanded:
Happy...
“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...”
– Billy - age 4 (via sexismandthecity)
Hey remember the time when I found a human tooth...
“[The SO] is tired of seeing people with “It’s Complicated.” We’re all grownups...”
– his Facebook status. Love it. (via themadnessofwaiting) (via likepolishingfirewood)
I had completely forgotten the joy of having sprinkles on my ice cream. They taste like absolutely nothing, but they’re just so much FUN.
I have a new-found respect for my mom and her years and years of supervising my playdates. Three kids? Much harder than two, especially when one of them is expressing her social anxiety by talking too much, too fast, and way, WAY too loud.
“Speaking of cheese, the only good food Amtrak sells in their dining cars is the...”
– Bravado Avocado
I have a solid thirty hours of traveling ahead of me. I hope some part of it will involve tiny bottles.
(via novazembla)
I just had a really hilarious mental commercial for tiny wine with you drinking the tiny bottle really slowly, talking in a very deep, slow, slow-mo voice, and...
And I wandered through the house like a little...
“When you talk to God, why do you look into the treetops? Is God a squirrel?”
– Diana, of Waiting for God.
IF WISHES WERE HORSES, THEN BEGGARS WOULD RIDE.
THAT IS ALL.
“One should always disagree with everyone, about everything, on principle!...”
– Diana, from Waiting for God
“You know, Tom, you and I should go to some of these resorts. Parade up and down...”
– Diana, from Waiting for God
I really need to break myself of the habit of fast-forwarding through dramatic moments in TV shows because they make me nervous.
wtf, dollhouse
I know that Dollhouse got canceled, but that reaaaally doesn’t explain how completely confused I am with this storyline.
breakupsong:
The Good That Won’t Come Out of It...
“If you’ve been a long time without sleeping without somebody, you start to feel...”
– John Darnielle at the Herbst Theater Q&A on 2/24/09. (via fuckyeahthemountaingoats)
Dogma (1999)
Nun: Let me get this straight: you don't believe in God because of "Alice in Wonderland"?
Loki: No, "Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter," that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or, or with his tusks, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do? What do they do? They, they dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensures the destruction of one's inner being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions, by inhibiting our decisions out of, out of fear of some, some intangible parent figure who, who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says, and says, "Do it... do it and I'll fuckin' spank you."
