June 2008
28 posts
wordvomit: i don’t know if this makes me a total pussy (mike suggests that the fact that two of my favourite albums are by belle and sebastian seals the deal on this issue), but i get really sad during the “when she loved me” jessie flashback sequence in toy story 2.  every time, man, every time.  and then i feel guilty for shutting all my stuffed animals in the dark cabinet under my bed. Me...
Jun 29th
Animal Tails
DALMATIANS “Hey, look, the truck’s stopping.” “Did they take us to the park this time?” “No—it’s a fire. Another horrible fire.” “What the hell is wrong with these people?” Shouts & Murmurs: Animal Tales: Humor: The New Yorker
Jun 27th
ListenI know that in California the waves break on the...
Jun 27th
Overheard: Elitism Lite
Scene: Coffee shop, two girls discuss the web. “I’m getting off Facebook. Everyone is equalized in a way I’m very uncomfortable with.” via Mighty Girl
Jun 27th
after many a madcap adventure, there’s no one left on the island.
Jun 26th
vocabulary
Is there a female equivalent of “player” that isn’t “skank?” Or are we all just totally boxed in by society here?
Jun 24th
Jun 23rd
“When Hillary Clinton publicly jokes about her problems losing weight, she...”
– INCREDIBLE SHRINKING WOMAN — chicagotribune.com
Jun 23rd
Jun 22nd
iWANEX STUDIO - Professional Photo Retouching... →
click on portfolio, choose a picture, roll over for before and after. holy shit.
Jun 21st
“My change is not ‘loose’ — it just likes to have a good time.”
– Twitter / matthewbaldwin
Jun 20th
I have just realized that the drink I’ve been drinking? Is caffeinated. This is why I can’t sleep. I am an idiot.
Jun 20th
why do the significant others of jennifer garner’s characters always die suddenly just before they can marry her? is there something about them that says “we who are about to die affiance you”?
Jun 19th
oh man, it’s Friday the 13th and I didn’t even notice!
Jun 14th
MY EPIC FROG BATTLE
Jun 10th
Mary: no, I cannot pack your stuff
Mary: I have to pack up MY stuff
Mary: ACK!
Vikram: RST!
Mary: RST?
Mary: RESIST?
Vikram: no it's a really lame dorky joke
Mary: oh
Mary: ohkay
Virkam: when you connect to a web page on the internets
Vikram: your computer first sets up a TCP connection
Vikram: which involves a three way handshake
Mary: oh wow, a REALLY nerdy joke
Vikram: haha.
Vikram: where your computer says "hi, can i connect" by setting a SYN flag
Vikram: then the web server's like "yeah you can connect" by saying SYN ACK
Vikram: and then you say "ok cool, connected" by saying ACK!
Vikram: but
Vikram: servers can say
Vikram: RST
Vikram: which means they aren't allowing a connection
Mary: ah
Mary: I see
Mary: that was the most boring joke I have ever heard
Jun 10th
Also, my computer hates hates hates being connected to ANYTHING via USB. Firewire is fine, but USB = sudden and total death times. Which means it’s a really good thing that I have a firewire cable for my external hard drive and I backed up my whole system yesterday. I’m preparing for the end times.
Jun 9th
Jun 9th
new development. Every time I close it I have to force restart to get it back up again.
Jun 8th
but plugging in an iPod caused total freezage. Shhhhhit. This is terrible timing. PowerBook, you were supposed to get me to graduation! How dare you cut out on me now??!?
Jun 7th
ooh we have functional cursor action.
Jun 7th
ooh and this time it made a nasty clink sound when I shut it down by force. Uhoh.
Jun 7th
Make that 5th time’s the charm. It thought for an almost normal amount of time before switching on the display this time. Fingers are crossed. Damn. Display works but not cursor or keyboard or…anything else, really. SHIT.
Jun 7th
dun dun DUNNN
oh god no. My computer is displaying some signs of impending death. Like a refusal to see my iPod, move the cursor, or boot up on the first, second, or third try. But apparently fourth time’s the charm. I’d better back up my data tonight.
Jun 7th
I have given up on cleaning my room in favor of packing up my room. I will just do my laundry and pack everything clean except for the next week’s worth of outfits. I will pack all my stuff either into storage or into bags and piles for my car, and I will just not freaking bother with putting crap away. I’m actually pretty sad to pack up this room, since it’s been a great place...
Jun 6th
formal manners
Claire: did you try to crack a joke?
Mary: I did, once. she was very serious about it
Claire: whoops, ha
Mary: she "wishes me luck in my studies"
Claire: wow, how kind
Mary: I know. I was like "why thank you, madam."
Claire: ha. you should be equally if not more formal.
Mary: haha. true.
Claire: that'd be hilarious
Mary: I should be using business letter formatting
Claire: ha. good call.
Mary: maybe I should just skip email, have a courier deliver her letters on formal stationary.
Claire: embossed
Mary: YES. sealed with wax.
Claire: ooh good one. you can leave it on her calling card table. or have your man servant do it.
Mary: oh, of course, my MAN SERVANT. why didn't I think of that?
Claire: why mary I haven't the slightest idea.
Mary: *titter titter, tee hee*
Claire: blegh. ok victoria has to go to bed.
Mary: alright, my darling victoria. sweet dreams.
Claire: good night, dearest cordelia. I wish you sweet dreams as well. byeeeeee!
Mary: byeeeee
Jun 6th
wordvomit: true zoom in firefox 3 is pretty sick, even if it seems kind of trivial. wait, what’s true zoom? I mean, I know what it means for a lens, but a browser? Am confused.
Jun 4th
I think that classes should be staggered so that only one of them is freak-out-able at a time. This would be an excellent strategy, non? Oh man, early mornings are HARD. SO MUCH WRITING RIGHT NOW. BLAHHHHHH.
Jun 4th