May 2008
24 posts
from my new shiny toy
wordvomit: cupcakenation: I am posting this from my new shiny iPhone. Oh man, welcome to the hipster elite!  now all you need is a shitty beard and a trucker hat. Well duh. That’s totally on the to-do list.
May 28th
FIRE! FIRE! CLEANSE THIS HELLISH PLACE—
May 28th
It was really nice of you to throw me this revolution.
May 28th
from my new shiny toy
I am posting this from my new shiny iPhone. Oh man, welcome to the hipster elite!
May 28th
“Shh. The pie can hear you.”
– strawberry rhubarb pie | smitten kitchen
May 27th
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May 26th
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Yeah, you were dreamin’ big there, champ.
May 23rd
wordvomit: i’m sitting on the floor. gosh, my legs feel long.  you sound high…
May 21st
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“I have a lot of girlfriends, about six or so,” Japeth said, turning...”
– English 103: Susan Orlean “The American Male at Age Ten”
May 20th
sadly, squirrels will never be our trusted friends.
May 19th
Places without air conditioning shouldn’t be allowed to have heat waves.
May 18th
wordvomit: cupcakenation: tour de force  eh? what, you can make mysterious pronouncements like “africa” but I can’t bust out a little vague triumph?  fine, I will give you a hint. that phrase was used to describe something I wrote recently. BOO-YAH, MARY FOR THE WIN.
May 18th
tour de force
May 17th
Undignified Toe
Today, when a man in a very large BMW nearly backed over me as I walked my bike towards the quad from behind Hewlett, I scrambled backwards as quickly as I could. In the process, I let go of the bike, which fell on my toe. I have a scraped ankle, a bruised middle right toe, and a very sprained dignity.  That jerk.
May 14th
Chuck works for the Nerd Herd.
May 12th
Under Waterloo « Flickr Blog →
Super cool!
May 12th
“Kealey and Johnson accepted 40 applications from undergrads and graduates in the...”
– Dear San Francisco Chronicle, That was a shitty sentence. Love, mary Stanford students try writing a graphic novel
May 10th
wordvomit: cupcakenation: Sestinas in progress are repetitive and nonsensical. Hopefully this is a characteristic they outgrow. I really hope these two sentences make it into the sestina.  Sadly, that would make for a really hard sestina. I mean, you’d have to use the words “outgrow” and “nonsensical” seven times each.
May 9th
OH. Also, if you haven’t heard, draw number 545. AWESOMENESS.
May 8th
Sestinas in progress are repetitive and nonsensical. Hopefully this is a characteristic they outgrow.
May 8th
3pm - 4pm
I am in the library, NOT doing anything useful or academic with my time. I can, however, inform you that the guy with the grossly peeling sunburn in my novels class is no longer peeling, ALLELUIA, PRAISE THE LORD. Good god that was disgusting. Hmmmm what else has happened since the guy-in-girl’s-room busting incident? I have eaten more Sunchips. I have discovered that there is no way to buy...
May 8th
Dear Guy Peeing in the Girl's Bathroom,
 When I saw your feet under the door behind me in the mirror, I knew you were not a girl. I am sure there are girls with manly feet and guys with girly feet, but I instantly knew you were a dude. I mean, come on. Sometimes, you just know these things. So it was pretty silly of you to wait forever standing just inside the door of the stall because you were embarrassed that I’d caught you in...
May 6th
Sun Chips are like the low-guilt version of Fritos. Only they’re probably equally bad for you.
May 6th
wtf
wordvomit: africa.  what the hell do you MEAN?
May 5th