May 2008
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April 2008
55 posts
“8. STONERS ARE THE BEST. I love stoners. I didn’t fully realize what a...”
– best of craigslist : To Anyone Who Orders Pizza - EVER
“Then, and only then, will we be able to resist becoming cyborgs.”
– CYBORGASMS: An Ethnography of Cybersex in AOL Chat Rooms Hahahhahahaha. And I will stop relentlessly quoting this article now.
“Resisting Becoming a Cyborg”
– CYBORGASMS: An Ethnography of Cybersex in AOL Chat Rooms GENIUS.
“Rob is a cyborg because he could not be his whole self without the aid of AOL...”
– EVERYBODY’S A CYBORG! Just wait till you see the next chapter’s chapter heading.
“Alison is now a cyborg.”
“Rebecca has become a cyborg.”
– CYBORGASMS: An Ethnography of Cybersex in AOL Chat Rooms This is the most hilarious paper I have ever read. Ever.
“Rob often has cybersex with women and saves a transcript of it to file. He then...”
– Rob is an ass, and I am unreasonably fascinated by this ill-grammared article.
“Because AOL acts as an IAP, users can send e-mail over the internet to distant...”
– Awwwww, so QUAINT!
“Until we live in a society where it is safe to freely experiment with sexuality,...”
– CYBORGASMS: An Ethnography of Cybersex in AOL Chat Rooms OH my GOD, best sentence of all time.
I dunno, man. I still think torrents are kind of dumb.
“my pretensions are seriously interfering with my happiness”
– mike
Yes, We Are
wordvomit: we are the undaring. But not anymore… :-)
“It’s a well-kept secret that lawyering in the internet age is little more...”
– Sweet Juniper! (maybe I SHOULD be a lawyer)
EVERYTHING.
OH MY GOD.
BEHEADING.
Holy crap, it’s Roman lesbians! This show has everything.
“We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to...”
– George W. Bush, via Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
I’m already stockpiling footage for episode #2. It’s going to rock so hard.
OK, so it’s gonna have to go up in the morning because:
1. Compression is SO SLOW.
AND
2. Uploading is SO SLOW.
I am almost done with the most awesome video letter EVER. Do not expect this quality in future.
Although, to be true, the editing is totally choppy and horrible. But I have a life too.
names
wordvomit: cupcakenation: Like you wanted to know that. My guitar is named The Wart. My first laptop was named Daedalus. My second laptop was named Jabberwocky. My desktop is named Mock Turtle. My current laptop is named March Hare. My testicles are named Bugs Bunny and King Henry IV of Abagnale. WHICH ONE IS THE LIE? (turn to page 158 to find out how Encyclopedia Brown solved the mystery!) ...
“Luke Smith and Shaun Libman always wanted to form an electronic band; the only...”
– Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head – Listen free at Last.fm
DUDE. I totally sound awesome as recorded on facebook in video messages. Like, I sound SO COOL. I would fully hang out with me. [/brag]
non-sequitur
Mary: how's his [Obama's] overall shot looking?
Mike: he's gonna win
Mike: hillary is just being a bitch
Mary: yeah, baby
Mike: she has no shot
Mike: but she refuses to concede
Mike: hoping for an assassination or something, i guess
Mary: that's what I like to hear
Mary: ooh, cheezy breadsticks
Like you wanted to know that.
Gaia →
I named my first ipod Gaia because of this.
Calliope →
I named my ipod this.
Euterpe →
Because I thought this was an ugly name.
I have just realized that by telling you about how I spilled water on my carpet, I have OFFICIALLY become the most boring blogger EVER.
On my desktop sticky-note:
6:19
top ramen shrimp flavor, or vegetable put in pot
buy laundry detergent
I tipped my waterbottle over and (even though it was shut) the damn thing leaked. Now there is a treacherous wet spot on the carpet in front of the couch. The worst part is that the carpet is so college-proof that it looks the same wet or dry, so you can’t SEE the treacherous wet spot. Should I get some paper towels for this or something? I have the feeling it’s not going to really...
out of context
Mary: well, I can lean back
Mary: I can't lean forward
Vikram: fooling around is forward
Mary: ah
Mary: well
Mary: then I can't do it
We Are So Mature
Mary: i heart this picture of chris
Mary: http://cupcakenation.tumblr.com/post/31191821
Vikram: tsk.
Mary: it is hilarious
Vikram: haha
Vikram: it's pretty fantastic
Mary: yes
Mary: this is the picture I constantly try to take of chris
Mary: but in mine he always looks like he's picking his nose/is bored
Mary: maybe I am boring
Vikram: haha nose-picking.
How to Become a Writer →
By Lorrie Moore First, try to be something, anything, else. A movie star/astronaut. A movie star missionary. A movie star/kindergarten teacher. President of the World. Fail miserably. It is best if you fail at an early age — say, fourteen. Early critical disillusionment is necessary so that at fifteen you can write long haiku sequences about thwarted desire. It is a pond, a cherry...
Re: my leg it is on fire
I think I did something to my sciatic nerve. The good news is that this will go away on its own, with any luck. The bad news is that most of the time, sitting in chairs makes my leg do a really great immitation of being crucified.
Upon second trial, it is not my back that is ON FIRE, but rather my left hamstring.
O, left hamstring, what did I ever do to YOU?
Also, did you know that a “lierne” is a short rib connecting the bosses and intersections of the principal ribs? You could use it in telling someone that they have a “fine lierne vault.” Not that you are likely to have an opportunity to tell anyone that unless you are dissecting them, but it’s always nice to be prepared to compliment the person you are dissecting....
oh man, I must’ve slept really REALLY wrong on something, because every time I bend at the waist (for instance, SITTING), my back feels like it is ON FIRE. This is an interesting and non-positive development.
It’s a bit sad that the bike ride up the hill to FloMo pretty much gives me a heart attack. I really should go to the gym more.
I am officially taking a vacation from gossip blogs. This will be a hard withdrawal.