February 2008
19 posts
“About suffering, they were never wrong, the Old Bastards.”
– Said in my seminar, about Auden’s “Musee des Beaux Arts”
defective yeti: The Bad Review Revue: The Siege of... →
Oh, Paris Hilton. Please, PLEASE stop pretending to act.
Polaroid closing instant film factories →
WHAT???
Also, is it just me, or does “indelible” totally look just like “inedible”? I keep reading the quote down there and thinking “inedible heroine? What is an EDIBLE heroine? Is she just particularly cute, or are we talking gingerbread here?”
Why Perfect Dates Make Lousy Partners →
We can all breathe easy, because now our social awkwardness is a good sign for our futures. Excellent.
Any time you bring in amnesiacs, your plot loses like 10 believability points.
“One of Martha Grimes’s most indelible heroines returns in this sequel to...”
– Martha Grimes’ new book (sounds so fake)
“‘Play like a guy, Lane,’ WELL CRY LIKE A GIRL, DAVE!”
– Rory Gilmore
writer's block
Sixftundr4good: school tomorrow
Sixftundr4good: ugh
Mary: yeah
Mary: I'm with you there
Mary: tomorrow I am going to have to shut myself up in the library
Sixftundr4good: mmyes, sometimes one has to go to lengths to finish a paper
Mary: mmhm
Mary: desperate times/measures etc.
Sixftundr4good: indeed
Crap. I appear to have accidentally caffeinated myself. Apparently? The Pomegranate Power flavor of Naked Juice contains a fairly serious hit of green tea. WHOA NOW, CAFFEINE.
Breaking News: Pudding Shot Recipe Found →
Oh my god, you guys, these are SO DELICIOUS. Although, to be honest, I’m not sure I’d really call them “shots” so much as “boozy pudding cups” because they’re not ALL that alcoholic. To make up for that, though, they’re extremely delicious. Like, REALLY EXTREMELY DELICIOUS.
I am re-watching second season Gilmore Girls, and the years between my first watching of them and this one have just informed me that Dean and Rory kissing is very very awkward and unrealistic looking. Weird.
It’s midterm week, and somehow I managed not to notice that until today. ACK! It’s time to get my paper writing on…
I Guess I'll Go Eat Worms
Mary: clicky http://cupcakenation.tumblr.com/post/25446308
Mary: and then ignore me, by ALL MEANS
Mary: in fact, I much prefer talking to myself
Mary: that way, I am sure always to try to talk mostly to myself
Mary: what was that?
Mary: I am not sure.
Mary: it was the kind of nonsensical thing I can say to myself
Mary: CHRIS. MY RAP GRAPHS. ARE AWESOME
Mary: YOU ARE UNDESERVING OF THEIR GLORY
“Oh look, doorbell. Pretty sound!”
– Lorelai Gilmore
Rap Lyrics Explained With Charts and Graphs... →
oh my god this is genius.