December 2008
35 posts
From this valley they say you are going We will...
GOOD NEWS: I am not going to die of high blood pressure any time soon.
“DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Peace (Weezer)
Answer hazy, try again.”
– calm captain
MY FAVE ANSWER
“WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
The Beauty of the Rain (Dar Williams)
I’m a poet, have you...”
– The Garden - …with silver bells, and cockle shells, and little maids all in a row…
My Hilarity
Chris: i mean, i have to literally pack up everything in my room because of the move from crothers to xanadu, whereas you only have to pack what is needed to go home
Me: true, but you never unpacked
Chris: i have enough unpacked to have to worry about it
Me: ok, ok
I'm sorry
you have the worst deal
I am so sorry for you and your packing that I am going to bake you an I'm sorry cake
feel better?
www.warrengreport.com/image/CakeForgiveness.jpg
and then I'm going to do this
images.allposters.com/images/pm/421965_p.jpg
what, do you not appreciate my hilarity?
I WAS going to put on pants and leave my blanket here and come hang out, but perhaps I will bury myself in pillows instead
“I’m sorry, it’s just weird when you breathe on my eye.”
I tried to go to bed early.
It backfired.
“I’m saying if he knows I’m a fuck-up, then why does he still leave...”
– The Dude
“Big Lebowski” Script
P.S. If you yell at me to announce your presence, you’re doing a really shitty job of spying.
There are creepy/annoying people on the next roof over. They just yelled “We’re spying on you!” as if that were some sort of genius accomplishment, considering that my light is on and my blinds are up. Morons.
Over
The good news: seat protector woman figured it out.
The bad news: all of the Important People knew each other, and all the hunching in the world couldn’t disguise me.
Also, I am packed into the middle of a group of Important People. We are hobnobbing. Rubbing shoulders. Important People stuff.
Ok fine. I’m mostly trying not to make eye contact. Hunch! Hunch! Become very small and non-noticeable!
Oh my…goodness. A woman just walked into the reading I’m I’m with the paper seat protector from the bathroom stuck in the back of her pants. Oh man, awkward.
You know you listen to too much Scottish Acid...
me: haha i totally forgot about primal scream
Mike: what reminded you?
me: people screamed
Mike: hahaha
Mike: oh
Mike: i thought you were reminded of primal scream... the band
you be my charlie and i can be your george ...
“You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right...”
– Calvin & Hobbes
Holt Boulevard Between Gary and White Hooked up...