October 2008
26 posts
best of craigslist : To: Guy Who Screamed... →
Awesome.
Fright Fest: cold, lots of
yelling, weird clowns and pirates.
Little girls run fast.
I am the walrus.
WOW! Lobster Woow! So. Cute. OMG. →
I Voted →
Tasty, tasty Democracy.
Mary: wow, such formal dates! when did these kids get up to all their trouble? they must have been off raising hell SOMEWHERE...
Walt: only the different kids raise hell
Mary: riiight, the WHORES and the poor poor boys who are led astray by the WHORES
Walt: SHUN
AARRGGGHHHRHHHRGGRHGRGRRRAAAAGGHHH.
That’s all.
I feel like I’ve already read the whole Internet. Maybe now I’ll finally get some work done.
Social media make it really hard to resist documenting one’s mopey emo outburts.
“Rachel Getting Married” is really awesome.
I scraped my leg in a place I can’t both see and reach at the same time. This is making band-aiding REALLY challenging.
The Cartoon Lounge: Online Only: The New Yorker →
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Heather: Part of me is deeply depressed we didn't get to see a deliberation about the three decoy collections. I would pay good money to hear them dissect Suede's. My notes include the phrase "cheap-ass tiara" and the word "terrible" underlined three times.
Jessica: It was really bad. Suede was depressed to be a decoy, so Suede phoned it in.
Heather: Suede said he was going to rock it before Suede's show, and instead Suede looked like he wanted to slit Suede's wrists. It was actually really sad to see the look in his eyes when he took his final bow. Suede seemed defeated.
(from the Fug Girls http: //nymag.com/daily/fashion/2008/10/runway_finale_recap.html)
The Rachel Zoe Project: Jennifer Garner, Rachel... →
LOTS OF LASHES
no, not lots of lashes.
LOTS OF LASHES.
Barack Obama: 106-Year-Old Nun Will Be Voting For... →
Once again, it seems that I have a fairly serious facebook addiction. Oops.
Mighty Goods: John McCain Glow-in-the-Dark Bottle... →
In case you need to drink in total darkness, which is not outside the realm of reason depending on how the election goes.
I can hear the guy in the next building over open the package of his snack. Also, he stares at me while he eats. This is possibly because our windows line up exactly, but mostly because he is creepy.
To call her dumber than a box of rocks is an insult to both boxes and rocks.
– An Anonymous poster on bluetidalwave.com, referring to Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin (via jordan24)