Heavy-Duty Computing

There is an IT problem at the DMV of such severity that the support guy has put on work gloves.

  • February 02, 2012, 3:33pm

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So I just quit my job…because I got a better one! 

Excuse me, I need to go out and buy myself flowers and a really extravagantly fancy cup of coffee. 

  • January 26, 2012, 1:17pm

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All right Internet, what is the proper collective noun for a group of lesbians? I am rejecting “gaggle” preemptively.

  • January 23, 2012, 3:04am

I’m going to be in Phoenix forever. I’m about two more hours of delay from popping open PadMapper and moving here. 

  • January 22, 2012, 6:56pm

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  • January 22, 2012, 6:15pm

US Airways Loves Me A Lot

Scheduled Departure Time - 5:50 pm

Actual Projected Departure Time - 9:19

  • January 22, 2012, 5:31pm

  • January 21, 2012, 10:52pm

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Just spotted a person I only recognize from guilty pleasure blog reading at Safeway. He’s a real thing in the world!

  • January 12, 2012, 2:30pm

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Cheese, I really want us to be friends, but it would help me a whooooole lot if you’d stop punching me in the stomach from the inside all the time. 

  • January 11, 2012, 12:40am

whaBAM

Sent application in this morning, got request for a phone interview this afternoon. How come this never happened when I was really totally unemployed? 

  • January 10, 2012, 4:21pm

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