So I just quit my job…because I got a better one! 

Excuse me, I need to go out and buy myself flowers and a really extravagantly fancy cup of coffee. 

All right Internet, what is the proper collective noun for a group of lesbians? I am rejecting “gaggle” preemptively.

I’m going to be in Phoenix forever. I’m about two more hours of delay from popping open PadMapper and moving here. 

US Airways Loves Me A Lot

Scheduled Departure Time - 5:50 pm

Actual Projected Departure Time - 9:19

Just spotted a person I only recognize from guilty pleasure blog reading at Safeway. He’s a real thing in the world!

Cheese, I really want us to be friends, but it would help me a whooooole lot if you’d stop punching me in the stomach from the inside all the time. 

whaBAM

Sent application in this morning, got request for a phone interview this afternoon. How come this never happened when I was really totally unemployed? 

oh my, work website,

I do not think you meant to give me this complete a picture of the client’s financial life. I really do not think you did.