The Boyfriend List
So, I’m working on a new edition of The Boyfriend List. You know the one—the list of qualifications that any person applying for the position must fulfill, but which never actually enters into the equation, because of course as soon as I’ve decided that someone is *oohgigglegasp* cute, the list goes RIGHT out the window, no matter how many times I’ve told myself that I am absolutely definitely never ever again dating another manchild threatening immediate crisis/stoner with no definite life goal/person whose mother cries when she hears that we’re dating and oh god I have just realized how iron-clad my type is. They may all look different, but inside, I have basically been dating and breaking up with the same guy over and over for like three years now.
My question for you guys is this: what goes on your list? Does your ideal self only date lovers of fine literature? Democrats? Brunettes over 5’10”? Vegetarians? (I myself pick herbivores almost infallibly. For the daughter of a cattle rancher, this little quirk can be kind of awkward. I swear I do not do this on purpose.) Anyhow, I wanna hear your lists. What’s your next boy/girlfriend absolutely gotta have/do/be?


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